Because I am Dracula. Dracula > George lucas. That wizard was just a crazy old man.

Having plundered all that was once his, I now decree that episodes 1, 2, and 3 shall be redone.

The following will be ABSENT from the rewrite:

-Hayden fucking Christensen
-Child Anikin. He will start as a teenager at the very youngest.
-Quigon Jin. Words fail me.
-Jar fucking Jar
-Gungans/Naboo. Pointless shit.
-Trade Federation. POINTLESS SHIT!!!!
-That Dex alien guy
-Changeling. POINTLESS SHIT
-Hayden god damn mother fucking Christensen
-Lightsaber wielding Yoda/Emperor
-Count pointless, I mean Dookoo
-General wheezy
-Picnic on Naboo
-C3P0 and R2D2. they shouldnt fucking be there.
-Chewbacca. He shouldnt fucking be there.
-Padme dying of a fucking broken heart even though Leah says later she remembers her fucking mother.
-Only a sith deals in absolutes
-THE EMPEROR IS EVILLLL
-High ground = jedi doom
-Ninja Jedi
-Midichlorians
-HAYDEN CHRIST FUCKING CHRISTENSEN

Fuck it throw all of it out it is just no good. Prepair yourselves for the rewrite will be everything we hoped these movies would be but weeereennn't.

While Im at it I will erase Kingdom of the Crystal Skull from creation. As Dracula I have this power.

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